Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Thursday, September 07, 2006
BAD TRIP 7: To Kill a MockingCat
Two stray cats recently decided to make our kitchen their private toilet. And I tell you, nothing stinks worse than cat shit. Aaaargh!!!
Now I dread going to the kitchen in the morning, not wanting to be assaulted by the foulest smelling piece of poop there is. We have tried shooing them away but they still go back every single night. They just stare at us with their yellow eyes and slither away disdainfully to be back later in the night.
How do you liquidate a cat painlessly and swiftly? Or at least, make them go away.
I am serious.
Now I dread going to the kitchen in the morning, not wanting to be assaulted by the foulest smelling piece of poop there is. We have tried shooing them away but they still go back every single night. They just stare at us with their yellow eyes and slither away disdainfully to be back later in the night.
How do you liquidate a cat painlessly and swiftly? Or at least, make them go away.
I am serious.