HAPPY TRIP 7: Raising Miss Smartypants
My six-year-old little princess got hold of a Dave Barry book. After two minutes she asked: “Daddy, what’s ‘venereal disease’?”
Another five minutes passed and she went: “Daddy, what’s ‘loin of passion’?”
Aaaargh!!! Drop that trash, kid!
Whatever happened to Snow White and the Seven Fucking Dwarfs?
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Watching Starstruck on TV the other night, she snapped disdainfully: “You call THAT a dance?”
And that was said with matching kilay tu tawsan.
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Watching Starstruck again the following night, I preempted her by hastily remarking: “You call THAT a song? Er… You call THAT singing?”
“The second one is correct, Daddy” she deadpanned.
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For Christmas, she wanted a Polly-Pocket-doll-on-a-limo more than anything else. When she got it on Christmas morning, she went up to us and said seriously: “I don’t know how to thank you…. really!”
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To be continued…
Another five minutes passed and she went: “Daddy, what’s ‘loin of passion’?”
Aaaargh!!! Drop that trash, kid!
Whatever happened to Snow White and the Seven Fucking Dwarfs?
***
Watching Starstruck on TV the other night, she snapped disdainfully: “You call THAT a dance?”
And that was said with matching kilay tu tawsan.
***
Watching Starstruck again the following night, I preempted her by hastily remarking: “You call THAT a song? Er… You call THAT singing?”
“The second one is correct, Daddy” she deadpanned.
***
For Christmas, she wanted a Polly-Pocket-doll-on-a-limo more than anything else. When she got it on Christmas morning, she went up to us and said seriously: “I don’t know how to thank you…. really!”
***
To be continued…
14 Comments:
awwww... miss smartypants she is!
ganahan nako magkababy da! hahaha!
nwei, yep kuya... nagmeet the parents na xa. actually, whole family ko. hehe. soooo happpy!!! pero i miss him again. huhuhu
yatis, inana na gyud ka-serious?
nag-meet the Fockers na diay mo?
that's nice! :)
Pag-andam na, Kuya Miks... in just a blink of an eye, dalaga na imong princess smartypants!
mao gyud Z
ngayon pa nga lang, iniisip ko na
parang kelan lang, beybing-beybi pa sya sa Cebu
Lol.
Your li'l gurl reminded me of our own version of miss smartypants who gave me one helluva time kung bakit walang panty si King Kong.
The brains. It's in the genes, pare. ;)
"it must be the milk", sabi nga nung isang daddy sa commercial, bwehehehe
no kuya, it's the GENES - uma's (mommy's) genes. hehe. learned in class that children get their intelligence genes from their moms. awww... sowi dads... hehehe...
paging mr. delos reyes, can we make our ms. smartypants soon? hehehe
on the header, tumatanggap ako ng roundtrip to davao. hahaha. joke. twas nothing woi.
mr de los reyes
you heard the lady....
nothing at all from dads kends?
i'm crushed. :)
tito miki,
mas smart lagi ang princess kaysa sa king. hahaha =)
ey Kars! musta na man ka dinhas davao? ang prince charming diay, kit-anay na mo? nya, ang legs pa gyud, bwehehehehe.....
nothing from dads. wehehe. joke lang. i'll dig about dads soon enough.
haha. salamat sa comment dun sa blog ni ryan. and sa blog ko. hehe. got a new post, kinda medical lang ung dating. :)
hello! naga aerobics dance nko...;-)
on love life.. abangan na lng nato ang akong entry, "When the past make a comeback!" hahaha!
@kends: basta, hanap ka about dads, heheh. di ko mosugot nga solohon ra sa akong asawa ang credits
@kars: hala, kinsa na gani to? kalimot kos ngan, heheh
i heart her! wish we could meet eye-to-eye. awwww..miss smartypants!
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