Thursday, March 09, 2006

GUILT TRIP 6: Badass Momma (Bad ako)

The old lady was all dolled up: full garish make up, tight spaghetti-strapped blouse, low-waist jeans bursting at the seams, and killer stiletto heels. Hardly an image I would associate with a lola in her 60s.

Every single passenger looked her way when she boarded the jeepney. Napa-ubo ang manang sa tabi ko. Dedma si lola. Parang sinasabi: “Stare all you want. Inggit lang kayo kasi sexy ako!”

Pagbaba nya sa kanto, ako naman ang nasamid. Kasi pagtayo ni lola nang medyo naka-bend, bumaba ang low-waist na maong hanggang halos kalahati ng puwit nya. Waaaaah!!! Naka-T-back si lola!

Muntik na ako mahimatay.

14 Comments:

Blogger Four-eyed-missy said...

Yuga... tuod ka?
*lmao*

3/9/06, 11:14 AM  
Blogger Miki said...

ASS IN!
tuod gid
muntik na ako malaglag sa upuan, bwehehe

3/9/06, 12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bilib ako sa mga lola na ganyan.
;-)

3/9/06, 1:15 PM  
Blogger Miki said...

sige kars
see you in davao in 2046
i'll expect to see you in micro mini at 60, heheh :)

(ang legs ha.... hahaha!!!)

3/9/06, 1:58 PM  
Blogger jory said...

aba... aba... aba... talbog ako sa lola na yan ah... nyahahaha!!!!

dili gyud magpapilde ang mga lola karon sa mga teenagers uy... hahaha!!! my lola is a regular customer sa belo kay nagpapabotox... hahahaha!!!!

3/9/06, 3:58 PM  
Blogger Miki said...

hala, mayna lang dili pa morag maskara ang nawong sa imo lola jors? di ba ganun ang epek ng botox? :)

3/9/06, 4:52 PM  
Blogger kendi 'ching said...

lmao.
grabe.

3/9/06, 9:49 PM  
Blogger Zimmbo said...

sus, ginoo, lord! tabangi si miki uy! lord... ginoo! hehehe!

3/10/06, 10:22 AM  
Blogger Miki said...

zimm buang, bwehehe
hi kendi! :)

3/10/06, 1:02 PM  
Blogger kendi 'ching said...

halu kuya miki :)
makatawa gihapon ko ni lola groovy... hehehe

3/11/06, 9:31 PM  
Blogger red shoes said...

hahahaha!

3/22/06, 10:54 AM  
Blogger Four-eyed-missy said...

KuyaMiki...diin na man ka ron? Missing your witty posts.

6/13/06, 11:44 AM  
Blogger Miki said...

hiya zarah!

been really busy the past months
moratorium una kos blogging, heheh

6/15/06, 9:12 PM  
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